Thursday, July 16, 2009

3rd Entry. Today was an amazing day... for the most part. So I woke up at 9 A.M after falling asleep only at 3 A.M -.-; I desperately tried to sleep in, I tried re-positioning myself, punching the pillows, removing pillows, punching the bed, strip, name it. So I gave up at 10A.M. After getting ready and watching a couple of episodes of my drama, I get a phone call telling me to get my butt to the bus stop asap. Like honestly, they could not have notified me earlier? So I ran like a madman to the bus stop and made it just in time. On the bus was Jackie, Mervin, and Kathleen. We arrived at Ashley's place (for her birthday party) and saw Christine and Joanita already there. So while we wait for the rest of the company to show up *cough Shevon Geena and Mommy cough* we ate, handcuffed each other (and soon found out there were no keys to them D:), lap dances, yep, we did em all. Oh, Joanita and Christine decided to strip me of my sock when I was busy talking to Shevon, and decided to tickle me. I was squelling and yelling, but so was Joanita. At first I thought, why is she screaming when she's the one who's tickling me, but soon I realized, it was because my foot was on her skirt and/or going up it. Oh, and we were so entertained for like an hour watching Kathleen and Christine freak out because the dog or the cats went up to them. It was hilarious, although I don't think they enjoyed it too much. As soon as the last guest arrived (Mommy, like how can she be late when shes literally 5 minutes away) we started the game. The whole theme for Ashley's birthday was a high school reunion in the 80's. Unfortunately, at this reunion, one person will die and and there will be a killer... duh. So at first, I got to introduce the whole party thingie cause I was the president. weee=)

The next stage was to walk around and get to know each other and fulfill our objectives on the list. As I was standing around and making fun of Jackie's clothing, the lights went on and off. I completely ignored what happened and continued with my insults until I looked down and saw Mervin on the floor dead! So he was the one who got murdered. I know, scared me like hell. Joanita, who was the police woman (I know, kinky) taped the outline of Mervin's body on the floor, which by the way, took ages to finish. So funny watching her struggle. The next stage of the game was find clues and basically talk to everyone to uncover who the murderer is. During this stage, I went broke paying everyone to tell me clues which in the end was given out for free -.-; I would soo fail as a business man. Anyways, after we were done talking, the briefing and conclusion of all evidence was given by Joanita. Afterwards, we got to vote for best costume, best acting, who the murderer was, and something else but I forgot. Oh, I remember now, it was who had the most money! So after paying so many people for useless information *cough Ashley, Kathleen, Mommy, Danny cough* I ended up having 0 dollars, on the other hand, Christine ended up with $1000. She's amazing. So in the end, the murderer was Chrsitine... who would've guessed. Like honestly, it was soo random. Best costume went to Jackie and second place went to Shevon. Best acting went to Mommy. So afterwards, we sat around waiting for pizza to arrive. Honestly, I was already soo full from all tthe chips and candies, but hey, a big boy's gotta eat=)

So when the pizza arrived (well.. most of it neweys, cause the pizza boy forgot one box and he had to go back and this huge problem occured but thats a boring story so we'll leave it out) we all chowed down like hungry kids in Africa. Garlic bread, countless slices of pizza, we were sick by the end. We decided to settle down and watch a movie (The Unborn). Before the movie was on though, we decided to sing Ashley a birthday song... a modern version of it... Birthday Sex, while grinding up on her. I know, isn't she the luckiest thing of life. Well the movie started, and as we all know, I had to beg Ashley to get me a pillow cause I get scared easy as hell. During the movie however, Ashley's mommy made us banana splits which tasted like heaven. ahhhhh ohhh uhhhhhh!

So once the movie was over, and Mommy and Kathleen and I finished screaming like little girls, half the group went to Ashley's room to watch House Bunny, while the rest of us (Shevon, Mommy, Mervin, and I) stayed back to play Brawl on the Wii. I sucked. So I'll just leave it by saying, Jacob must've been really pissed off that I was on his team. So after Shevon and Mommy left, the rest of the group migrated to Ashley's room to chill and check out each other's schedule for Frosh Week. I was practically raped in that room. Anyways, so at 10, we decided to leave cause my biological mommy came to pick us up, and I dropped Kathleen, Danny, Jackie, and Mervin home. Although I must conclude today's entry by saying, Ashley must've had a blast today, I mean from lap dances, to krumping, to grinding, to the birthday kiss she got, she is the luckiest girl of life.