Sunday, January 10, 2010

A bunch of months and I haven't blogged, and I gotta say, there have been a lot of fun moments, a lot of stressed moments, and man homework sucks. Aside from fam jams every day during the break, my amazing drunk party that I held, where only laura got drunk... LOL we watched movies, watched laura harass people when drunk, played twister, ate yummy food that everyone contributed to, played wedding dress, nearly got raped by christine and laura, drink a hella lot, played taboo, had Dennis threaten us, and yaa it was an AMAZING nite =D
Anywhoodles, let's start recent... like.. three days ago. It was a cold, windy, ugly, Friday. As usual, I slept in chemistry class, snuck into math class, and my school day was done. I went to starbucks with my friend, Ana, and listened to her slut stories from her school... man, the people Marshal produces... its so much MORE exciting than Marys =D Anyways, we both needed to kill time so that's what we did. Before we went to starbucks though, we explored this engineer building called the Bahen Centre, and WHOAA its soo big. Everyone single floor was identical to each other, it had 8 floors in total, and it took us 6 floors to realize that. After starbucks, I ran to meet up with mommy and mervin and surprisingly, our pink midget, kathleen, was there too! So cam decided to go MIA on us (what a jerkface, i know... LOL she didnt have her phone), so we decided to bun the gym. I mean, carrying chem textbooks + calculus textbooks + condoms is more than enough to count as weights. We decided to go eat sushiiiii!! We got into the restaurant and didnt want to order some cheap deals with little food, we decided to play big and order the party trayy! Man, it came with so much food, it was almost as good as all you can eat. We soon found out that party trays were only for take outs, and we had to pay five dollars extra if we wanted to eat there. Heck, its FIVE bucks, who cares. So we said its fine. A couple of minutes later, the waitress approached us and told us the boss says its fine, and we didnt have to pay that five bucks =O Whether was my amazing stripping abilities, mommy's seductive stick legs, kathleen's giant pink bag, or mervin's mole, but w.e it was... it worked. We ate like mad (mommy eats slow so by the time she looked up, she had limited selection LOL). While eating, for the first time in our lives, we didnt like... eat straight. We stopped in between and cracked jokes... that were not something uni students would say. Detaching balls, making fire from mommy's stick legs, eavesdropping into conversations about 3 dollar jackets, and playing footsies... will we ever grow up? will II ever grow up? PFT NEVARR! Right when we were about to leave, the waitress came back to us and told us, we were getting free sushi on the house =OO Although this was all fun and heaven for us, Kathleen later puked out due to eating that sushi either because she didnt like it, or because she was too bloated or because shes pregnant. Who noes.... except for mervin... and the guy that was in the washroom with her when she was puking... LOL
After we got fat (wow that was fast), we went to play pool! Gosherz, we sucked. We spent liek 20 minutes on ONE game. It was amazing. After like 2 hours of that, we decided to part ways. Aside from getting a book for a person at my work from robarts for her, running into laura, and meeting ralph, nothing much was fun after that.
Saturdayyy was Shevon's Bdayy!! Of course, I had to go to work first. Nothing fun happened at work because I finished the stash of cookies in the staff room on wednesday, so nothing entertaining was left to do. So I ran home and got dressed into my amazing black clothing that I soo hate. Why did we have to wear black?! and shevon got to wear white! what kind of statement was he trying to make?! -sigh- silly people. Neweys, i went to dufferin station and met up with mervin and kathleen, and surprisingly, I saw this thing I havent seen in a long time... Anton. Meh it was alrighttttt LOL he's still the same old Anton, mayb an extra "true dat" or "iitee" here or there, but he's still the same... his "badass" talk is still in existince LOL Neweys, we got to woo pretty fast, and met up with James and Andre. OH forgot an important part, cam called like twice becuase she was lost and in the end she found us... most likely because I give the best instructions of life. =D So after everyone came, we ate and MANN the only thing good about that place was the icecream -.- way to spend 30 bucks peter.... ya i noe peter it was pretty smart of us... ya peter it was... hmm.. mayb we should go again? .... peter ur crazy.... why thank you =D
OKAY, so tehre were honeydew, green tea, red bean, manga, tiger-mix, coconut (which tasted like coconutes.. blahh) and good ol' chocolate. So thats enough about food, at our table, there was.. mervin kathleen me anton james andre and cam. I made james a gf named hindi, who was hindu, and they matched scarves and all =D James looked like he didnt like her though =( I even told him she could belly dance.... ><; Oh and andre had a lot of jokes about his people, seems like he feels veryyy depressed being himself.. LOL
=OO at this party, I also got to see cam blow a fuse LOL! Shevon made me the money collector at our table (gee wiz, wasnt that the best idea of life) so as people were giving me money itw as really hectic, and cam wanted her change pretty badly, but I was busy getting money from kathleen instead so I wasnt paying too much attention to that until cam roared "GIVE ME MY FIVE DOLLARS!" It was amazing LOL The table went quiet and LOLOL on the inside, i was liek so thats cam when shes pissed LOL thank you, five dollar bill. but speaking of five dollar bills, we had a bill that was torn in half LOL When james came over to ask for change (two dollars to be exact) I offered him half the bill, it was $2.50, I cant believe he rejected that idea... he was getting profit! Neweys, after that we went to the after party. I dont have much to say here becuase half of us were too tipsy to care LOL after that, sheryll and her bf drove me and justin home. Thats my saturday well spent LOL
BTW, I have a bone to pick with Esther Jang. I cant exactly remember why because right after I told Cam I was going to deal with her, I drank. So now i dont noe why... but i NOE i have to pick something LOL that woman.. shes gonna get it... a proposal to be my bride that is LOL
Sundayyy!! I slept in church... it wasnt on purpose I swearrr! After that, I went to my cousins house to hang out because we were all bored at home, so we decided to gather LOL We played cards and wii all day =O I was a happy little boy. OHH and then I got home and checked my chem mark to see I have a 72!!! Im soo happy to see a B LOL I thought i failed. MANNN im soo happy. Im liek ready to pig out again! LOL
Neweys thats enough of my weekend. I just realized how fun it is to blog again LOL I can keep record of everything that happens and totally spill out everything. Its liek the number 1 source for gossip! So if neone ever needs to noe something.. feel free to drop by, I prolly would noe it LOL
So for today's gossip, kathleen is pregnant, mommy is skinny, mervin is a pedo, cam is ferocious, I have amazing charm with the sushi waitress (YES, YES it was me who got us the amazing deals), and our group of friends is the most immature crowd at uoft... well mayb only me... =)
Be back next timeee =D



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

8th Entry. Today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, were good days... i think =) Okay so teh funniest thing happened at work... two days ago, it almost caught on fire =) LOL I was standing around talking to my workmates, Janet and Rosemary, and then I noticed this giant fire, just growing at the grill. I ignored it because I thought the wind was just... iunno... making it grow. NEWEYS, so then after 5 minutes of ignoring it, I told Janet to run over and see whats wrong... she screamed OMGOSH THE RAG IS ON FIRE THE RAG IS ON FIRE!! No idea how the rag got to the grill, but mehhh, w.e. Rosemary ran over... I thought she was going to put out the fire... instead she started patting Janets back going.. "its okay, relax... calm down... OMGOSH A FIREEE!!!!" and starts jumping up and down, while waving her arms, just like Janet. I decided, heck, might as well solve this. So i went to the sink and grabbed a bowl filled with water, and extinguished the fire in less than 3 seconds. -.- I noe... im amazing =) As soon as the fire was out, Rosemary decided to grab a water bottle on display and put out "the fire" that was already gone. I asked her why and she told me it was because she was still in panick mode... and there was smoke o.0
Weeee=) so lately, i havent done nething much but like, hang out with workmates =) They are a bunch of funnn people =) Like my nickname at work is turkey.... and penguin =) becuase i thought turkies and penguins could fly -.-; I NEWWW chickens and ostriches dont fly because christine, shevon, and ashley D taught me... but i didnt noe that applied to turkies and penguins too -.- whats the point of having wings then...
OHH and todai, Dylon told me about this place it the energy centre.. that sold gummies for a dollar! omgosh u should see my bag now... its filled to the top... lets jus say.. i bought every single kind possible... using up about 30 bucks on gummies TEHEHEHEHE :D
FREE icecream waffles are amazing. On sunday, it was reallyyy cold, so the icecream waffle stand beside our diner gave us a BOX full of icecream waffles, it was scrumptious and i was happy =) yes, i am easily satisfied ;)
Oh and yesterday, i went with jackie and ashley to UTM cause ashley needed to pick up her U-pass or w.e and OMGOSH Its been so long since ive seen that girl<3, so it was all good LOL UTM is sooo small omgosh,, its basicallyyy three giant high-tech looking buildings (reminded me of stuff in gundam seed) a bunch of trees, some residence cabins (that reminded me of muskoka woods), some student centre, more trees, some ponds, and a lot more trees. yepp! =) and mann we havent seen each other in soo long, the three of us didnt shut up the whole way there LOL and we basicallyy took 20 minutes to walk through the WHOLE utm -.- afterwards, i had to run to work.. and they went to yorkdale to eat and watch a movie =(
Oh, and todai when i was walking to work... this lady came up to me and i guess she was working towards helping people who are bolemic or something.. because the first thing she asked me was... are u bolemic? and i stood there.. staring at her... thinking... what does bolemic mean? but then about 30 seconds later, the definition popped into my head and i gave her this look :@ asking her.. do i look bolemic to u?! and shes like well... from the looks of ur collarbone.. u could be ... and i was just like... yes... yes i am, however did u noe.. i LOVEEE eating and then shoving long things down my throat to make me gag them all back out=) and walked away.. but of course if i was mean... things i couldve said include: well, im not bolemic.. but u look like u are in need of becoming bolemic =) or i wouldnt need the use of long things to make me gag, looking at ur picture is quite enough =O LOL
Oh, and todai, cam and this weird thing visited me at work.. lets just call this thing.. freak. Well when cam and freak first came, I was like mann.. now i need to find a place to hide >.<; (cause me, in a red polo that says EX and Mel's Diner, while wearing a hat = a no no.) but of course, i failed to hide so we talked for a bit and then i had to run back to work, so they left >.<; and then about an hour later, they came back for a visit and freak decided to ignore me... silly beings i tell ya -.-; i got them fries and gravy.. cause they're greedy like that... and the whole time, i could tell freak reallyyy was trying hard to not talk to me .. but pft, who could resist me :$ NEWEYS point of this tragic story is... im amazing... period. =D
Okay so tomorro is.... well todai is... my last day working at the ex becuase thursday i have piano work... and then FROSHHHHHHHH!!! CHYEAAAA BRAP BRAP BANG BANG BOOYAHHHH TEHEEEHEHE ORYAAAAA!



Thursday, August 27, 2009

7th Entry: Todai was a good day. So I woke up at 7 30 this morning... again.. and went for a jog with my oh so loved workmates. darrel and sindy. I think i'm finally getting better at this running thing because i only died like 10 times todai instead of 40 =D its an improvement =) after running, i had to ditch the gym because i was going to meet up with my peeps to go out for lunch! yay! social life ftw! i havent had one of those in the LONGEST time =( so i went home to shower and got ready at 10. yepp i was early. little did i noe, dufferin buses decided to take forever on me >.<; so i ended up coming late to King Noodle. When i got there, peter le, mervin, cam, christine, and shevon were sitting around in the middle of the restaurant... first impression... black guy, sitting in the middle, standing out, crowd of asians. LOL nuff said =) during our lunch, i couldnt help but realize how mervin and peter le ordered the same thing and looked like they were a couple, i swear, if kathleen didnt exist, theyd be the perfect gay couple... look what u ruined kathleen -.-; so after eating, we were all craving for bubble tea.. yepp! i got honey dew! cam got strawberry, and shevon got peach.. (what an awkward flavour.. who gets peach?) i thought my honeydew tasted fine.. but since everyone was complaining about it, i decided to join in too LOL after we left the shop, peter le and mervin decided to leave us for one of their orgy partners... matthew =( so i guess us asian crowd plus a black dude cant match up to a white guy =( oh the racism >.<; so after that, we walked christine to her building cause she just HAD to go change and pick up a sweater -.-; on the way there, me and shevon apparently missed out on a woman with saggy boobs whos nipples were popping -.-; that could be a good/bad thing 8-) so while sitting in the lobby waiting for christine to come down, i noticed a little asian kid on a bicycle, just sitting there outside the door, i thought he wanted to come in so i nudged cam and shevon.. and we all stared... at the kid who was staring right back at us... and then he did this three point turn on his bicycle and drove away... his skills were smoooothhh. a while later, his "daddy" and him came in... and he was driving towards the elevator and made this turn that made cam go "wow hes good!" and as soon as she said, the poor kid bumped into the wall... way to kill it cam -.-; so then an elevator came and hte kid drove in.. and as the door was sliding to close... his "daddy" jumped in and made this very... pedofile-ish laugh... (which reminded me of that pic with goofy, the guy from disney, coming into this dark room where this little kid is on the floor, scared for his life.. and goofy says "its fun time" or something like that, and the kid is on the floor going "noo not again" kinda thing.. iunno i see weird things).. so ya, we wondered if he was really the kids daddy or not... D: as soon as that was over, chrisitne came popping out with this very scared expression.. i guess she heard the laugh LOL so neweys, we walked to eatons and did basically nothing until we deicded to go into this.. VERY kinky store, filled with underwear, giant dildos, vibrators, and plastic ... female organs LOL and as soon as we left that store.. i got a lecture from professor shevon on how to grow up and act 18 and how university will be filled with horny nerds, greatttt! :S okay so after that, i had to leave for work.. which is where i am right now LOL all my students are on vacation.. so i have no idea why i am in... but hey i have time to blog now... so since i have no student... i have been put on secretary duty.. sitting in the front desk.. saying "Hi, welcome. How was ur summer? DId u practise? feel free to come right in and sit in the lounge... hey ur class is upstairs, get ur butt up there before i drag it up there" yepp! thats about all i say =) well just four more hours of that and im done =D weee=)



Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Well well well... lookie who decided to begin blogging again... teehehe its mee :$ SOOO since i last blogged about... ashleys birthday? my day at work? i have no idea.... its been that long. You know its been a while when i totally forgot my pass to this account.. 8-) LOL NEWEYS, so since then... i have been doing A LOTTT! Lets see... i'll jus give brief overviews of everything. I watched Bruno, Harry Potter, The Orphan, Something something of Beth Cooper, and A Perfect Getaway. I went to the beach like 102391802391823 times. Yes, im not joking LOL omgosh speaking of beaches though... >.<; So i went to woodbine beach with fam, and i have never realized how our whole family is like ... loud. My uncles, aunts, cousins, HOLY we were practically a whole speaker system... yaa... it was great! Those white people gave us looks like we're mental and should get off the beach asap before they hunt us down, the other asians here gave us a look like they could relate or something... it was hilarious. MIGHT i add... i should never play volleyball since i have such amazing aiming skills, soo amazing to the point where my ball whacked this woman who was tanning on the sand in the face, spilled her drink which wet her towel, which caused her to jump up, shoot sand at a family beside her, got a kid to eat sand, which in turn made her cry, and completely created chaos for three families. LOL i ducked and hid. YA what else could i have done? LOL but speaking of beaches... I recently went to a nude beach for the first time of my life! So i ran afterwork to meet up with Christine, Cam, and SHevon at Harlans Point. I got to the ferry docks, and got on the boat... when i got off, i left my bag on it.. so as the boat was floating away... i was jumping on the island hoping the bag would magically fly back to me... (and this is why we need pokemons) NEWEYS, so my phone, wallet, and other stuff were in that bag and i didnt want to leave to meet up with them becuase i might miss the boat. SO i waited until the boat came back. When it did, i got on and ran to the boat driver... whats he called? captain?! w.e. so i asked him, and he said everything we find is at the lost and found, which was back where the docks were. So I had to ride the boat back -.- when i got off, i went into this building thing, and at the desk i asked the blonde secretary there for my bag, and she goes.. oh which one.. while pointing in the giant bin they had there. I go OHH that gray nike bag.. and i was really excited cause its right there. and this LOVELY woman goes and practically DIGS through the bin for this "gray nike" bag, when it was RIGHT THERE, the TOP-est bag possible. So i was like REALLLYYY annoyed already, to the point where i was jumping up and down screaming ITS THERE ITS THERE! after what seemed like AGES, she finally found the bag -.- and goes OH i need u to fill in a form to make sure its actually ur bag.. i was like dying on the inside... i asked her why couldnt she just go into my bag, take out my wallet, and look at my ID. she goes... no gotta follow procedures. So i sat down on this tiny desk they had, where probably other pissed off people had to sit and fill out this same dumb form. NEWEYS so as i was filling it out, this woman was patrolling around this table as if i was in detention of some sort. so it asked me questions like.. what is my name.. whats my address... whats my phone number.. I SWEAR this had nothing to do with my bag. then i finally get to the bottom where this HUGE space for me to write a giant paragraph on whats in my bag... i filled that in, handed it to the woman and what does she do.. she goes and grabs my bag and emptys EVERYTHING out onto the table and she like looked through my wallet, went through my clothes... i swear i shouldve brought some boxers that day and see if shed touch those -.- NEWEYS so i finally got my bag backk and walked out to wait for ANOTHER ferry, and i was already very unhappy >.< .. yes peter.. unhappy, it happens. It mustve been that time of the month =O teehee NEWEYS so i was standing there, and this gay couple walks up beside me and one of them goes "oh look... someone looks a lil unhappyy, now hun, lets turn that frown *he does this weird raspberry face thing* upsidee down!" and i just stared at him, and went, u can do that *made the same face he did* over there and pointed to the opposite side LOL like ive had enough to deal with LOL so i finally get to the beach after like.. wasting 2 hours, just find the whole beach filled with naked men on top of each other... so i frantically called christine while fearing for my l ife, and she told me they were on the FARRRR right of the beach, away from the nude men, so i ran like no tomorro. =D all in all, we had a great time... i guess 8-) okay new story... geenas birthday! omgosh it was fun. We went bowling ALLL the way on finch and yonge... where pmall is located... O_O and then we went to karaoke and pickle barrel. yaa it was a fun day... best part... making marlene's life miserable and the vodka. LOL OH speaking of birthdays, i also went to alex's birthday... again, the best part was the alcohol! LOL nothing much else to say about it, except alex better appreciate my presence there, becuase for him, i made SUCH a big sacrifice... i gave up my blood to those darn mosquitos! i had like mosquito bites EVERYWHERE on my body >.<; it was tragic OKAY last story for the nite before i pass out, I recently decided to take up a second job for the summer.. and thats working at the ex >.<; all in all, i work 12 hours a day. the people at my work are reallyyy fun, we have gravy fights, we fight with each other over who was more late for work *because we all come late to work* and we sneak out of work at random times to steal beads from other stands LOL OH and we *as in my workmates and i* found out recently that some of us live reallyy close to each other ... this guy darrel and this girl sindy, live like 2 blocks from me. Ever since i started working at the ex, all three of our shifts start at 4 or 5, so what do we do, we call each other up at 7 30 in the morning to have a run around the neighbourhood... and since practicallyt everyone at my work goes to u of t.... we head to the u of t gym afterwards -.- YEP! and then when we do get to work, we spend the next 8 hours complainin about how sore we are teehehehe and the best part at work is getting free icecream! every time during break, i visit my friend cindy.. yes i know more than one... i get "free" icecream. i give her a ten dollar bill, and she gives me my icecream with my ten dollar bill wrapped in a knapkin LOL :D we are smart... and cheap teeheehehe so thats basically an overview of how my summer has been since the last time i blogged, up until about a week ago, i was out every single day having a blast.. and now im out everysingle day working my butt off -.- the only thing im looking forward to now is FROSH!!! oh and todai something really hit me in the head... im about to lose someone >.<;... someone important D: my beloved anton is leaving me and going ALLL the way to mcmaster >.<; how will i live my life, God knows. lets just hope he wont forget me jus cause he made a bunch of new black friends -.- who are better than asians in ... "certain" aspects =(



Saturday, July 18, 2009

5th Entry. Today was a good day. So today I got called into work half an hour earlier... while I was showering. So I was talking to my piano teacher (who is also vice-manager) while I was wet and naked. (totally FML material) On the bright side, hardly any of my students showed up because they are either on vacation or out with their family. Weee=) So I sat around all day watching dramas and youtube videos in the staff room with other teachers as they rotate in and out, while abusing the school's new coffee machine. That machine is godly. I had at least 4 cups of hot chocolate and 3 cups of coffee today. Anyways, at around 3:30 P.M, I finished work. I waited for a jane bus that took forever to come. After 20 minutes, I gave up and ran for the wilson one. I was going to meet up with Mervin, Cam, Peter, and Christine to go downtown, so I had to rush. Surprisingly, I made it to Dufferin station at 4:30 on the dot. Amazing, I know. So at around 5, we all gathered and decided to head downtown. We met up with Christine, and we then headed out on our journey to find Cam and Mervin a job. After all that walking and acting stupid downtown (ya Christine, pretending you're retarded in front of the Art Gallery isn't always the best thing), we decided to go to Java House for dinner. Let's just say, Christine pulled a very awkward move halfway through. Due to discretion reasons, I will not state it. Overall, dinner was amazing. After dinner, and after we went back to adrenaline for Christine X 2, becuase they had to check out some guy there, we said bye to Christine and the rest of us walked back to Parkdale. Today was a major work out, probably more than we do at u of t. Anyways, (8) I want nobede nobede but chewww (8) I am an amazing singer, tyvm. Wow, I just re-read what I wrote today, and can you say borrringggg? It's soo late that my brain is like fried and I can't think of anything entertaining to talk about D: aiyaa! Anyways, another short blog >.<; Good nite =)



Friday, July 17, 2009

4th Entry: Today was an okay day. So I think because of my constant complaining of how I don't get to sleep in, I actually slept in until noon today =O. Weird. Aside from that, I basically did nothing until 5 P.M. I sat around, talking to people, watching dramas, and helped my sister pack for her camping trip (which btw, she packed literally half her closet for a 3 day 2 night trip, I had to jump on her 3 luggages so that she could actually close them -.-) So at around 3 30 P.M, I headed out to work. So the buses today ran reallyy slow and I had to wait about 20 minutes for one to come. I knew I was goign to be late for work because it takes me exactly 1 hour to get to work, but hey, not like I am going to get into trouble. So I did indeed get to work ... 10 minutes late. Upon arriving, I found out that today I am going to be teaching with the new trainee in my room. Her name is Judy and she is going to become a teacher soon, so she is in for her training for the rest of the summer and I am with her for every Friday from 6Pm - 9Pm. I must say, this girl tries really hard to learn, but I found it kinda awkward with her in the room. I couldn't teach like I normally would, because I'd crack dumb jokes outloud and basically act carefree to everything. Today, I had to be serious and actually make my student learn as much as they could D: My students gave me really weird looks today. Also, she was everywhere, poking her head in, looking really attentive, yaa, there was just no way I could be myself. But hey, at least I know there's going to be one hell of a good teacher in the school unlike me. After I taught, I was on cleaning duty today. I was in charge of cleaning the second floor. I love it. I would take a bucket of water and simply pour everything out. Then I'd sit on the yellow cart thingie and have Michael (another teacher) push me down the hall while I place the mop on the floor and let it slide. Funnest thing ever no? Ya, until the cart falls over and I fall and get wet, and we laugh it off like little kids and then the boss lady sees and lectures you, but hey, I had fun. So that is basically my day, I think today's entry is the shortest one I have ever wrote. =)



Thursday, July 16, 2009

3rd Entry. Today was an amazing day... for the most part. So I woke up at 9 A.M after falling asleep only at 3 A.M -.-; I desperately tried to sleep in, I tried re-positioning myself, punching the pillows, removing pillows, punching the bed, strip, name it. So I gave up at 10A.M. After getting ready and watching a couple of episodes of my drama, I get a phone call telling me to get my butt to the bus stop asap. Like honestly, they could not have notified me earlier? So I ran like a madman to the bus stop and made it just in time. On the bus was Jackie, Mervin, and Kathleen. We arrived at Ashley's place (for her birthday party) and saw Christine and Joanita already there. So while we wait for the rest of the company to show up *cough Shevon Geena and Mommy cough* we ate, handcuffed each other (and soon found out there were no keys to them D:), lap dances, yep, we did em all. Oh, Joanita and Christine decided to strip me of my sock when I was busy talking to Shevon, and decided to tickle me. I was squelling and yelling, but so was Joanita. At first I thought, why is she screaming when she's the one who's tickling me, but soon I realized, it was because my foot was on her skirt and/or going up it. Oh, and we were so entertained for like an hour watching Kathleen and Christine freak out because the dog or the cats went up to them. It was hilarious, although I don't think they enjoyed it too much. As soon as the last guest arrived (Mommy, like how can she be late when shes literally 5 minutes away) we started the game. The whole theme for Ashley's birthday was a high school reunion in the 80's. Unfortunately, at this reunion, one person will die and and there will be a killer... duh. So at first, I got to introduce the whole party thingie cause I was the president. weee=)

The next stage was to walk around and get to know each other and fulfill our objectives on the list. As I was standing around and making fun of Jackie's clothing, the lights went on and off. I completely ignored what happened and continued with my insults until I looked down and saw Mervin on the floor dead! So he was the one who got murdered. I know, scared me like hell. Joanita, who was the police woman (I know, kinky) taped the outline of Mervin's body on the floor, which by the way, took ages to finish. So funny watching her struggle. The next stage of the game was find clues and basically talk to everyone to uncover who the murderer is. During this stage, I went broke paying everyone to tell me clues which in the end was given out for free -.-; I would soo fail as a business man. Anyways, after we were done talking, the briefing and conclusion of all evidence was given by Joanita. Afterwards, we got to vote for best costume, best acting, who the murderer was, and something else but I forgot. Oh, I remember now, it was who had the most money! So after paying so many people for useless information *cough Ashley, Kathleen, Mommy, Danny cough* I ended up having 0 dollars, on the other hand, Christine ended up with $1000. She's amazing. So in the end, the murderer was Chrsitine... who would've guessed. Like honestly, it was soo random. Best costume went to Jackie and second place went to Shevon. Best acting went to Mommy. So afterwards, we sat around waiting for pizza to arrive. Honestly, I was already soo full from all tthe chips and candies, but hey, a big boy's gotta eat=)

So when the pizza arrived (well.. most of it neweys, cause the pizza boy forgot one box and he had to go back and this huge problem occured but thats a boring story so we'll leave it out) we all chowed down like hungry kids in Africa. Garlic bread, countless slices of pizza, we were sick by the end. We decided to settle down and watch a movie (The Unborn). Before the movie was on though, we decided to sing Ashley a birthday song... a modern version of it... Birthday Sex, while grinding up on her. I know, isn't she the luckiest thing of life. Well the movie started, and as we all know, I had to beg Ashley to get me a pillow cause I get scared easy as hell. During the movie however, Ashley's mommy made us banana splits which tasted like heaven. ahhhhh ohhh uhhhhhh!

So once the movie was over, and Mommy and Kathleen and I finished screaming like little girls, half the group went to Ashley's room to watch House Bunny, while the rest of us (Shevon, Mommy, Mervin, and I) stayed back to play Brawl on the Wii. I sucked. So I'll just leave it by saying, Jacob must've been really pissed off that I was on his team. So after Shevon and Mommy left, the rest of the group migrated to Ashley's room to chill and check out each other's schedule for Frosh Week. I was practically raped in that room. Anyways, so at 10, we decided to leave cause my biological mommy came to pick us up, and I dropped Kathleen, Danny, Jackie, and Mervin home. Although I must conclude today's entry by saying, Ashley must've had a blast today, I mean from lap dances, to krumping, to grinding, to the birthday kiss she got, she is the luckiest girl of life.